Damn that television, what a bad pictureDon't get upset, it's not a major disaster'There's nothing on tonight,' he said, 'I don't know what's the matter''Nothing's ever on,' she said, 'so I don't know why you bother'We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many timesPeople fighting over little things and wasting precious timeThey might be better off, I think, the way it seems to meMaking up their own shows, which might be better than TVJudy's in the bedroom, inventing situationsBob is on the street today, scouting up locationsThey've enlisted all their familyThey've enlisted all their friendsIt helped save their relationshipAnd made it work againTheir show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hitThere might even be a spin-off, but they're not sure 'bout thatIf they ever watch TV again, it'd be too soon for themBob never yells about the picture now, he's having too much funJudy's in the bedroom, inventing situationsBob is on the street today, scouting up locationsThey've enlisted all their familyThey've enlisted all their friendsIt helped save their relationshipAnd made it work againSo think about this little scene, apply it to your lifeIf your work isn't what you love, then something isn't rightJust think of Bob and Judy, they're happy as can beInventing situations, putting them on TVJudy's in the bedroom, inventing situationsBob is on the street today, he's having a vacationThey've enlisted all their familyThey've enlisted all their friendsIt helped save their relationshipAnd made it work againHit it